Montag, 19. Mai 2014

NSA, GCHQ und Co.: Die beste Garantie für hohe Besucherzahlen



Als ich heute nach Mitternacht meinen letzten Beitrag online stellte, schnellte die Besucherzahl innerhalb von zwei Minuten in die Höhe. Ich muss verdammt viele Leser haben. Oder aber die Leute reagierten auf Suchbegriffe wie Barack Obama, Wladimir Putin, François Hollande, Angela Merkel, Hitler und Fußball. Schon interessant, dass sich im vorherigen Artikel einiges vereint, was bislang niemand gedacht hätte. So besteht zumindest eine Verbindung ohne Verschwörungstheorie. Was sollten jedoch Obama, Putin, Hollande oder Merkel mit Hitler tatsächlich gemein haben? Nichts! Hitler ist ein historischer Verbrecher an der Menschheit, davon sind die anderen weit entfernt.

Doch aufgrund dieses enormen Anstiegs der Besucherzahlen dachte ich daran, dass ich vielleicht versehentlich Schlüsselworte habe fallen lassen. Dabei dachte ich an die NSA und deren altes Programm Echelon. Auch das GCHQ und die anderen drei Partner des UKUSA-Abkommens in Kanada, Australien und Neuseeland nutzen diese Programme. Dabei wird alles herausgefiltert, was diese Geheimdienste im Vorfeld als Suchbegriffe festlegen. Und das in jeder Sprache. Darunter fallen Bomben, Dollar, Konsul und Vertrag. So zumindest James Bamford in seinem Buch „NSA. Die Anatomie des mächtigsten Geheimdienstes der Welt“. Mittlerweile dürfte sich das Vorgehen dank Prisma, Xkeyscore und Big Data verfeinert haben. Die Begriffe dürften sich nicht großartig geändert haben.

Um nun eine noch höhere Anzahl an Besuchern zu generieren, verwende ich sämtliche Schlüsselbegriffe der NSA, die ich im Internet ausfindig machen konnte. Jedenfalls war die Suche eine ganz schöne Irrfahrt. Auf was für zweifelhaften Homepages man dabei gelangt! Die folgenden Begriffe in englischer Sprache fand ich bei der Washington Post, als ein Bericht von der Journalistin Emily Messner kommentiert wurde:

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Danke für Deinen Besuch. Vielleicht bist Du bald wieder auf meiner Seite.

P.S.: Es kann sein, dass ich meine Abneigung gegenüber Bündnis ‘90/Die Grünen, der FDP und der Piratenpartei kundgetan habe, indem ich sie als Begriffe hinzufügte. Ein bisschen Spaß muss sein.

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